Busting a move:
Expectations:

Reality:

When you wait to long for a page to load and you refresh the page when it finally loads completely…
When school is out for the summer.
AT FIRST:

BUT THEN:

When your friend is telling you a secret and someone comes in
When you smile at someone
Expectations:

Reality:

That moment when you finally understand something from a test…after taking the test
When my mom introduces me to some random adult I’ve never met before:
They say something like: “Oh my gosh, the last time I saw you, you were only about a foot tall!”

After they leave, I’m like:

That awkward moment when someones says “Hey! Remember me?” and you have no clue who they are.
Dancing at a party
Expectation:

Reality:

When someone grabs a creepy bug.
They look at you like

And you’re like

So you start running and screaming like hell
